I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
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no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
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Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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