So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
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Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
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I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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