Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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