Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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