My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
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i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
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You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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