I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
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I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
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Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I am naked and annoyed.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
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I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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