Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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