im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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