scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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