Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
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i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
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I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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