turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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