There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
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ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
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Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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