he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
Randomize
