C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
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There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
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Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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