oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
This is classic penis vs brain.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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