I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
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