lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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