Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
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Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
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Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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