You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
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The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
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I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
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