Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
I DEMAND FORESKIN
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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