i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
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i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
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At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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