and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
the day after is always just damage control
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there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
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The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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