in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
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