i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
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