i always forget guys have bellybuttons
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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