And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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