i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
23 Adults Confess The Irrational Fears They Had When They Were Kids
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
These 25 Women First Experienced Sexual Harassment At A Shocking Age
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream