JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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