You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
