I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Randomize
