Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
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