I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
there was a trapeze. enough said
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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