Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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