all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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