That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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