Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
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