Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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