dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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