omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
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well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
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It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
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