You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
