The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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