he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
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