so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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