i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
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He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
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Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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