I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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