Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
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Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
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the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
did you just send me my own nude
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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