wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
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this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
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