Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
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my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
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i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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