but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
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