DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
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dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
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You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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