White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
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I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
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I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
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