alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
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