when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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