Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
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