Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
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From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
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Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
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