Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
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I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
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A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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