note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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