Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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